Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
— Estado de libertação. (via isolado-s)
can’t wait for winter.
après un mois victorieux de bataille contre mes achats compulsifs, j’ai craqué.
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.
Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea.
FT: France 3-1 Finland
10 games, 10 victories (54 goals scored, 3 conceded) for Les Bleues in
this qualifying campain for the FIFA Women’s World Cup Canada 2015.
France WNT will play against Germany WNT on Saturday, October 25 (2pm) and against New Zealand WNT on November 22.
A friendly game against England WNT is also expected before the end of the year.
— Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via quotethat)
— Edith Wharton (via quotethat)
Il a failli lui péter la mâchoire
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is
qu’on aille pas nous dire qu’on n’apprend rien sur tumblr.