he shot me down.
and it still echoes.
- Best of Ligue 1
Season 2014-15, week 10: celebrations
Today’s carambar joke:
Pourquoi les Normands dorment mal?
Réponse: Parce qu’ils n’ont que des lits de Caen!
why do the normans (= people who live in the normandy) sleep bad?
because they only have camping beds (= but caen is a city in the normandy too, so it’s a word play).
wefoundloveinafootballplace, dédicace bro! lol
I’ve given up trying to correct people.
I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.
I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?
It’s unbelievable how many ways people can fuck up the name Jerome. Also it’s Curtin not Curtain.
How does anyone fuck up saying or spelling Abby like wtf
IT IS BROOKS MARTIN NOT BROOKES MARIN OR BROOKS MARTINI AND MOST DEFINITELY NOT BROOKE MARTINI
Darnielle Rogers is not Danielle Rodgers.
Caryl =/= Carly (high school arts coordinator who’d taught me, Disney HR person when my name was right there on the e-mail they were replying to, reviewer) or Caryll (reviewer) or Carylle (FOB Filipinos thanks to Karylle)
It’s been 9 months and my bosses still mispronounce or misspell my first name.
literally how does anyone not believe in aliens
are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh